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LPC: I'm trying to get a keg tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: No, we don't do kegs at this store.
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SPEAKER_00: Call the party sores or...
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LPC: Where's Manny? Is Manny there?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, this is DeFicker Outlet.
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LPC: I call them mayonnaise, for short.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, who is it?
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LPC: That's who special ordered this keg for me.
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LPC: And...
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LPC: Hey, hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Stop, and let's start over, okay?
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LPC: I'm listening.
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SPEAKER_00: Ok, but there's, like, an echo.
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LPC: I need to get 92 beers.
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SPEAKER_00: Ok, first of all, 92 beers, are the same thing, correct?
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LPC: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, why is there an echo in the back?
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SPEAKER_00: Why is there an echo in the back?
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LPC: You're echoing to me.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you're echoing to me.
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SPEAKER_00: So what is it that you need?
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LPC: I need a special order.
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LPC: I got a huge gathering tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: Well who took your special order?
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SPEAKER_00: This is what we need to establish here.
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LPC: Are they cold?
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LPC: How many are cold?
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SPEAKER_00: Well first of all, I don't know anything about your order.
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SPEAKER_00: So who took your order?
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SPEAKER_00: Who did you call?
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LPC: mayonnaise.
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SPEAKER_00: Manet.
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LPC: And I have cash on the barrel.
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SPEAKER_00: Ok, first of all, what store are you calling?
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LPC: Uh, Depp's.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, you're calling Depp's.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, did you talk to a certain person about a special order?
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LPC: I have to use the restroom as well.
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LPC: So far you've given me a big goose egg.
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LPC: First of all, you've given me a big goose egg, so...
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SPEAKER_00: First of all, you
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SPEAKER_00: gave me a big goose egg on whatever your information is.
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SPEAKER_00: Why don't you just come on in, and we'll help you when you get here, okay?
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LPC: Right now, I am on the freeway.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: You do a detour.
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SPEAKER_00: if you really want this stuff that day. You come into our store and we'll be more than glad to help ya'.
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SPEAKER_00: How's that?
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LPC: What part are you not understanding?
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SPEAKER_00: What part do you don't understand?
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SPEAKER_00: We don't sell takes if you're number one.
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SPEAKER_00: Number two, I don't know who the hell you are, what the hell you want.
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SPEAKER_00: And second of all, I don't know who took your order, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: And there's an echo so I can't understand a damn word of what you're saying.
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LPC: Mani.
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SPEAKER_00: There is no manny that works here.
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LPC: Mayonnaise, I call him for short. He loves it!
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SPEAKER_00: Well, apparently, I don't know who you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_00: We have no Mayonnaise, We have no Manny, we have nobody who works here by that name.
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LPC: It goes over like gangbusters.
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SPEAKER_00: And we don't do damn kegs of beer.
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LPC: Gang busters.