Longmont Potion Castle 10 · 2013

Lamb Dilemma

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• Ewan Rump

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• SPEAKER_05: A package of lambs from Lebanon? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I don't think I ordered anything from Lebanon. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: What are they? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Lambs? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Well, you're not going to deliver it here. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Sounds like a harassment call to me. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I think I'm gonna call the police. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I mean, this sounds like trouble to me. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, like I said, :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I let you want to bring it in. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: they -- they'd pay you for it, but, uh, like I said :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't have nothing to do it. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't have nothing, no, I don't have nothing, no train. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I can't, I can't, I can't do that part of. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we just told you what we can't do, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: You keep calling it, it's going to be arrest me, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: You keep calling here about some lamb meat. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: We don't have no live animals here though. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: We can't accept no live animals at a restaurant. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: we don't have nothin' like that, :
  
• SPEAKER_06: We don't have lamb or nothing. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: We don't have no lander than that. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: We don't have no backyard for a lamb. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: You got lambs runnin' wild -- :
  
• SPEAKER_06: what the fuck that got to do with me? - :
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right, so. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right, so, do you think about what's your talking? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: talking about. I'll never owe their lambs. I'll never eat lambs. We'll bring the lambs up here right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Four lambs from Lebanon. $1,800. I think you're, I think you're done. I'll see you here in a minute. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'd like to see who you are. Come on. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: You piss? Lams? :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Levenny's? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What? I never order lambs. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What the hell are we talking about? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I never order lambs. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is a llama's porch. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're doing the live chickens, not the lamb. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What the-- what the fuck are we talking about? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I never ordered anything. You -- :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got the wrong end of the person. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I ordered rabbit, which I'm suppoed to receive it tomorrow. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna pay anything because I never ordered anything! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I ordered RABBIT! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are we talking about? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know :
  
• SPEAKER_01: the fuck are we talking about, I'm not, I never ordered anything. uhh.... Lebanon. Don't call me here. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why do you keep calling here!? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I order rabbits, idiots, idiots. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are we talking about? I never order anything. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Call the police, okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What do you mess around? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What company did you deal in, what company did you deal in? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Lebanese Lamb Center!? I don't even know where the Lebanese Lamb Center! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't deal any lamb here, idiot! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Can you listen to me? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Listen, I never order any uh... you know, lambs! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You are fuckin' assholes. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna call the police. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, why I'm refusing this? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You keep calling here and bugging me. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is very very aggravating situations. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: - Ahh (laughs) you won't be delivering any lambs to us, darling. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We're a research and development company. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Maybe you should do your research. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: If we try and deliver us lambs, :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who's having a laugh? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: because we wouldn't ever take it. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: live animals here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who is this? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Ewan Rump. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay, Uan Rump. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who put you up to this? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Your manager. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Gregory Nipper. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, your manager's a joker. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: These poor lambs, :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'll be very tired by now. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness, yeah it is a big old parcel. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Are they wrapped up? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh, poor little lambies. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I wish I knew who you were, :
  
• SPEAKER_03: You would rump. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Mr. Rump's got the hump! :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well sweetheart, I've got to go, 'cause I've got a meeting. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Alright then, :
  
• SPEAKER_03: well have fun with the lambies. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Bye-bye. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: - I don't know anything about a Lebanese Lamb Center. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I do, I don't know what you're talking about. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: We don't order anything from Lebanon. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: You're not gonna see any checkbook when you walk in here. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Back on up. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Get on the phone. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: you're gonna want to hear this. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: All right, my business flight is on the phone with me. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: We didn't order lamb from you. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: No, we didn't. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: You can. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: you can come here, and nobody's gonna pay for anything, because this is not our problem. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: No, it's not. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's not. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: The lambs are from the country Lebanon? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and they're live. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: To our butcher shop here in Nashville. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I, I guarantee that's not gonna be the case. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: No, it's not. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: If you bring live lamb to my butcher shop, I will have the cops here in about two minutes. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Or we can just have them come on over here, so :
  
• SPEAKER_05: That way they're here in 20 minutes. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: whenever you arrive, so that we can make sure there's no issue. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: We don't, we don't slaughter animals here. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: (sigh) What's the attitude about, sir? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: What do you have there for us? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Lamb, like sheep? Like baaaaaah? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You have them alive? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I, I think that you like to pull my leg here. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: And if you call me from UPS that you have four sheep somewhere sitting there :
  
• SPEAKER_00: and you'd like to deliver them to me, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: and I have to write your check for $1,800, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not even allowed to butcher them here. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you understand that? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I call the police down here? Because you monkeying around with me. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You try to pull my leg, because this is a lamb scam. :