Longmont Potion Castle 10 · 2013

Deiter's Heat

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Establishments

• Detroit Energy
• DTE Energy

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• LPC: Thank you for calling Sanders. :
  
• LPC: This is Jonathan. How am I going to help you? :
  
• LPC: Johnathan. This is Detroit Energy. :
  
• LPC: We're testing our heating today, so we're gonna be turning your temperature up to about 110 degrees. :
  
• LPC: Wait, when? :
  
• LPC: In about 30 minutes. :
  
• LPC: For how long? :
  
• LPC: One hour. :
  
• LPC: Holy crap, uh, that could be a really big issue! :
  
• LPC: We're a candy store and you will melt all of our candy. Uuuuh... :
  
• LPC: It just takes place at the top of the hour. :
  
• LPC: about one hour. :
  
• LPC: Umm, I mean, our ice cream is in a cooler, but what I'm saying is we have thousands of dollars :
  
• LPC: of product. :
  
• LPC: If you turn it up to 110 degrees, you're gonna melt our product. :
  
• LPC: And we're gonna turn your freezer off. Okay? :
  
• LPC: You're going to turn our freezer off? :
  
• LPC: ok. What's the number that I can deny this at? :
  
• LPC: Oh, there's nothing to deny, young man. :
  
• LPC: Ok, well I'll have to call and figure out if they wanna do it, so... :
  
• LPC: Oh, I've made it. :
  
• LPC: You've made the call. You've made the call. Uh, no matter what. No matter what. You know, :
  
• LPC: we've got the power here. :
  
• LPC: Uh, okay. All right. Well, uh, I guess then we'll do it. :
  
• LPC: Ok. On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your service? :
  
• LPC: 10. :
  
• LPC: Great. All right. Well, have a good day. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Detroit Energy. We're gonna be conducting a few tests today, :
  
• LPC: We're going to be bumping your temperature up to 110 degrees. :
  
• LPC: degrees, just for about 45 minutes. :
  
• LPC: You're gonna turn the temperature up on what? :
  
• LPC: It's just a test, sir. We do it annually. :
  
• LPC: No. I don't know who you are. :
  
• LPC: What are we talking here? :
  
• LPC: DTE. My name's Deiter. :
  
• LPC: Deiter. :
  
• LPC: Okay, Deiter. :
  
• LPC: Are you hearing me there, sir? :
  
• LPC: I can hear you, but I don't know who you are. What's your name? :
  
• LPC: I'm Deiter. Maybe we should turn the volume on your phone up as well, 'cause... :
  
• LPC: You should make yourself clear! :
  
• LPC: We're gonna be heating ya up this afternoon, ok, :
  
• LPC: Just for 45 minutes. :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: You're not going to heat another to 110 degrees. :
  
• LPC: What do you mean? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: Just what I said. :
  
• LPC: Who are you? :
  
• LPC: You follow up to cell phone. :
  
• LPC: don't know who you are, :
  
• LPC: I don't know what's going on. :
  
• LPC: But can I heat up nothing to 110 degrees? :
  
• LPC: Sir, I want you to stand by for the heat increase, all right? :
  
• LPC: No, what heat increase you talkin' about? :
  
• LPC: Just hold on the phone with me and we'll test it out. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, I don't know who you are. :
  
• LPC: Work with me. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, I don't know who you are. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: or what's going on. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: No. :
  
• None: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: DTE Energy. We're annual testing, and we're gonna be bumping your temperature up to :
  
• LPC: 110 this afternoon, just for about 30 to 45 minutes. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, my heater to 110 degrees? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: For what? :
  
• LPC: For testing. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: For testing? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: And then what happens afterwards? :
  
• LPC: We turn it back down. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uhh, we've never had this before. :
  
• LPC: Okay, then we do need a credit card number. :
  
• LPC: It's a one-time fee is $65. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why? :
  
• LPC: For non-compliance? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is a hoax. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: don't agree. You're not clarifying yourself. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: This-this is just a crank, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, if you're not the company, stop calling people like that. :
  
• LPC: Do you even know that there's a new Pope? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I don't, I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Never am I. :
  
• LPC: Hi, is that. :
  
• LPC: Oh, yeah. :
  
• LPC: This is Detroit Energy. :
  
• LPC: We're doing our annual heater checks, :
  
• LPC: and we're gonna be bumping up your temperature today to about 110 degrees. :
  
• LPC: Just wanted to notify ya. :
  
• LPC: What do you want me to do? :
  
• LPC: It's automated, sir. You don't have to do anything. :
  
• LPC: We do it here. :
  
• LPC: at the plant. :
  
• LPC: Well, what are you calling me for? :
  
• LPC: I just want you to stand by here, and we're gonna increase the heat up to 110 and just :
  
• LPC: let us know when you feel the temperature rise, all right? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, who are you calling? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm not even a customer. :
  
• LPC: Well, we're the parent company, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't care. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Do whatever you want. :
  
• LPC: Okay, if you don't want to participate, then it is a one-time fee of 65 dollars. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Go fuck yourself, asshole, and :
  
• SPEAKER_02: don't call me back on this number anymore, you crank caller. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Kay? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna turn your number into the Do Not Call list. :
  
• LPC: Nah, this here is non-compliance. :
  
• LPC: Don't call you. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Don't that anymore, you scam artist. :
  
• LPC: Just read the credit card number, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, asshole. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Go suck your mom's pussy. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Asshole. :