Album: Best Before '24

Year: 2024

Track: Cement Pirates

• Joe's Records, STL: Sale Records, STL.
  
• LPC: You got any Mötley Crüe up there?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Vinyl, CDs, merch, we have a ton of it.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: We're all over it.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: What would you like, sir?
  
• LPC: Are you talking about Mötley Crüe?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: No, you are.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I'm just answering your question.
  
• LPC: Because they got Mickey Mars, they got Nick Six, they got Neil Vincent.
  
• LPC: Okay, they got a lot of guys out there.
  
• LPC: In fact, I think they even got another guy in the band, you know?
  
• LPC: Because I tell people, look out.
  
• LPC: Because these guys are something else, you know what I mean?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: When you come in and pick it up, we certainly have it.
  
• LPC: Hey, you guys all selling bulk up there?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: No.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I mean, if you just want to come in and spend hundreds of dollars, we'll give you a discount.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: But we're not a wholesaler, if that's what you mean.
  
• LPC: Because I wanted to get the Cement Pirates, Naughty Igor, all them one guys.
  
• LPC: You know them one guys?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: You want to come into the store and you want to stack it up, I'm sure we can cut you a deal.
  
• LPC: Well, hey, fifth row is where I seen the crew.
  
• LPC: All right.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I got all that stuff.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: It's the best metal store in the Midwest.
  
• LPC: Well, hey man, you got Mickey Mars.
  
• LPC: You got Nick Six.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I got customers here in front of me.
  
• LPC: Well, listen, just sell me everything I need in a bulk.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Who is this?
  
• LPC: This is Dewey.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I've got to get off here, but if you like Mötley Crüe, come into the store.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I got everything you need.
  
• LPC: Well, hey, fifth row.
  
• LPC: That's where I've seen the crew, okay?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Gotta go.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Later.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Joe's Records, STL.
  
• LPC: Hey, y'all got a website up there?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Man, all I have is an eBay store, man.
  
• LPC: How do I find it?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Go to eBay.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I mean, we don't put any of our regular stuff on eBay.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: It's just stuff that we have overstocks on and just weird, goofy stuff, so I won't be able to help you much on that.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: For instance, we have every Mötley Crüe shirt and CD in the store, but it's on our website.
  
• LPC: You got any of that?
  
• LPC: cement pirates?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Buddy, you're going to have to come in the store.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I can't do this over the phone.
  
• LPC: Well, no, because I was there and I was looking here and I was looking all over, but I couldn't see what I was looking for.
  
• LPC: You know what I'm saying?
  
• LPC: Because I couldn't see.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: You have to understand.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I've got customers here in front of me that come into the store that I need to wait on.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I can't do this over the phone.
  
• LPC: Hey, you don't seem to understand.
  
• LPC: I saw a fifth row on the crew.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Hey, are you fucking with me?
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Don't call back.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I can't do this over the phone.
  
• LPC: Well, take my credit card and I'll just place a special order.
  
• LPC: How about that?
  
• LPC: Special order, credit card, Mickey Mars.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Yeah, I'll do that, but I can't do it right now.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: All right.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I offered you every Mötley Crüe record and every shirt and you didn't say you wanted anything specific.
  
• LPC: So I want to hands down.
  
• LPC: I want everything.
  
• LPC: you got, bulk.
  
• LPC: I asked for both payment.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Do you live in St.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Louis?
  
• LPC: Yes, I do, sir.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Okay, those Mötley Crüe albums are all thirty-two dollars a piece.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: You want me to pick all five of them for you and run it through a credit card?
  
• LPC: You want to get nimble?
  
• LPC: Because I'm looking real seriously at coming down to pummel you.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Don't pummel me, dude.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I can't wait on people over the phone like this, man.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I got people in front of me to wait on.
  
• LPC: Well, I got Mötley Crüe records to buy here, and I thought you sold records up here.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: We do, but I told you once I had customers in front of me, you're not, you're not respecting me at all.
  
• LPC: Cause I came down there and I was looking and looking and looking and looking and I couldn't see anything that you're talking about.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: We have every Mötley Crüe record in stock.
  
• LPC: You got Naughty Igor.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: I got the Mötley Crüe box set.
  
• Joe's Records, STL: Don't call back bro.